knightscrest:

SOMEONES ON MY BLOG GOTTA ACT NATURAL

(via scabbylasagna)

sht-wentz:

if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me

and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces

(via borinq)

hitlersbreastmilk:

thongs??? ew a respectable girl only wears diapers u gross devil slut

(via emojied)

wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

(via humourprincess)

fartgallery:

shoot for the stars because if you destroy them night time will become darker and then it’ll be easier to commit crimes

(via naughtyrice)